so when you get married whose url do you take
who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it
Informal Complaint: 07-WB12833958
Informal complaints about The Simpsons television show made to the Federal Communications Commission (FCC), Washington, D.C., 2003 - 2007
"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."
"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."
"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."
"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."
Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.
fake meat is so much better than real meat
yes I am a believer. oh you meant god? my bad I thought u were talkin about aliens sir.
Banana Knuckles (organic edible brass knuckles) with mp3 player
fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)
“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay